01 9 / 2014

01 9 / 2014

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01 9 / 2014

stand-up-comic-gifs:

Ron Funches (x)

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01 9 / 2014

gleekmom:

"I’ll get as sick as you can get without actually dying."

My favorite Shawn Hunter line ever.

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01 9 / 2014

Cate Parr on Etsy

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01 9 / 2014

tian-yang:

Ancient Egyptian-inspired fashion designs

tian-yang:

Ancient Egyptian-inspired fashion designs

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01 9 / 2014

fuckedfuhdaze:

8herecomesthesun8:

mother—mortis:

Can we just.

i can’t not reblog this

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01 9 / 2014

"

Salome dances her dance of the seven veils,
The men all eye her like wolves on the hunt, this beautiful girl
finally undressing for them. Finally they can see her
exactly as they want to.
The first veil drops.

In 2007, Kim Kardashian’s ex-boyfriend
released their sex tape against her will.
Kim Kardashian, rather than hide in shame
Used the publicity to promote her own career.

Salome moves like a dream half-remembered.
Salome dances like a siren song. All the men ache
to see the hot sugar of her hip bones.
The second veil drops.

In 2014, Kim Kardashian walks down the aisle
As the whole world watches. If only all of us
were so successful in our revenge.
If only all of us stood in our Louboutin heels
on the backs of the men who betray us,
surveying the world we created for ourselves.

The third veil drops.

Kim Kardashian knows exactly what you think of her.
She presses the cloth tighter against her skin
Her smile is a promise she never intends to keep

We can almost see all of her.
Salome shows us her body
but never her eyes.
The fourth veil is dropping.

The four things most recently tweeted at Kim Kardashian were
@KimKardashian Suck My Dick
@Kim Kardashian Can I Meet Kanye?
@KimKardashian Please Fuck Me
@KimKardashian I Love You. I Love You.

Women are told to keep their legs shut.
Women are told to keep their mouths shut.
Some women are kept silent for so long,
They become experts in the silent theft of power.
The fifth veil has dropped.

Kim Kardashian made $12 million dollars this year
Yesterday, uncountable men in their miserable jobs,
told their miserable friends that Kim was a “dumb whore”
Kim Kardashian will never learn their names.

The sixth veil has dropped.
The seventh veil has dropped.

And Salome sat beside King Herod. And he swore unto her
“Whatsoever thou shalt ask of me, I will give to thee
unto the half of my kingdom”
And she smiled, and said
“Bring me the head of John The Baptist.
Punish the man who hurt me”

"

31 8 / 2014

saxifraga-x-urbium:

If you have just drowned your faith in humankind in the bucket of shit that is current news regarding abortion law in Ireland (short form: YOU CAN’T HAVE ONE. NOPE. You can’t have one if you’re suicidal, you can’t have one if you were raped, you can’t have one if the pregnancy is a product of incest, nyer nyer the state controls your fucking uterus), and want to do something to help plug the shortfall in “people in power giving a shit about the bodies of humans who have uteruses”, Abortion Support Network help people travel from Ireland to the UK in order to have a legal, safe abortion.

(if this goes against your ethics then ignore it. women dying because they’re denied an abortion and being forced into medical procedures against their wishes after being denied access to termination and being prepared to starve themselves to death instead of have a baby goes against my ethics).

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31 8 / 2014

amortentiafashion:

Potioneers sometimes have need of “claws” such as these in order to more easily manipulate small and delicate ingredients and protect themselves against those which are dangerous but still require extreme delicacy, which cannot be achieved while wearing a glove. Some wix have beautifully ornate sets of “claws” crafted for them.

amortentiafashion:

Potioneers sometimes have need of “claws” such as these in order to more easily manipulate small and delicate ingredients and protect themselves against those which are dangerous but still require extreme delicacy, which cannot be achieved while wearing a glove. Some wix have beautifully ornate sets of “claws” crafted for them.

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31 8 / 2014

31 8 / 2014

vvhitehouse:

aneastcoastbreeze:

vvhitehouse:

advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

  • instant cute outfit with minimal effort
  • it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
  • sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
  • u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know

disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

Guys think they’re totally not cute lol

the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus

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